And sleep is eluding me like the little bitch that it is. So clearly there is no better thing for me to do than to update that blog thing that I apparently have.
Anyway, I'm now back in Australia. Have been for weeks now. Well, two weeks. It's been good catching up with friends I haven't seen for a year, but I think I managed to make an absolute royal ass of myself at the pub last night. That's Australia Day for you. I had a litre of Absolut, and there was a disturbingly small amount left in the bottle this morning. And then I paid for it for the rest of the day.
Sometimes it feels like my life is just one big clusterfuck after another, but I think I'll let it stay that way. Keeps thing interesting.
Oh, also, I got a new laptop... And then spilled coke all over it. And now it is completely fucked. Luckily it comes with a year of hardware repair warranty. I just need to hope the one Apple Retailer in town can actually do the repairs, and accepts the warranty. Because fuck that if I can't get it repaired any time soon.
What else was there? Not a lot, really. Just chillaxing at home until Uni starts up in February. Nothing really new is happening, except that I'm finally back in the country where I belong, and have no plans to be elsewhere in the foreseeable future. That's pretty much the only difference. I still need to get a girlfriend. I'm still going to ignore this blog as much as possible. I'm still not sure anyone actually cares about any of this. And I still struggle to find ways to end blog posts neatly.
You could end it with:
ReplyDelete"F-bomb out bitches!"
Or,
"And then everyone died"
Or,
"Tell your mum I sa- oh never mind, I'll tell her tonight ;)"
Or,
"And that is how babies are made."
You're welcome.
K-bomb out bitches!
Sure, I COULD do it that way, but honestly I prefer the self referential humour in ending on comments about how I can't end things.
DeleteAnd that is how babies are made.