I decided to make a blog post. Why, you might ask? Why the fuck not, I would answer!
But seriously, I had a sudden urge to write a blog post. Although, shortly after having that sudden urge, it dawned on me that I had nothing to write about.
That's right. Me. Nothing to write about. The guy who has made about four decent-sized posts in half a year. Not that surprising really.
But, you know what? FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
I will goddamn post whenever the fuck I want to. Regardless of any content. I am WRITING A BLOG, HERE, PEOPLE! I can not let my readership (all five of them) down! THEY ARE DEMANDING MORE POSTS.
Well, they're not. Really, you lot seem rather apathetic, to be honest.
Fuck you guys.
(Kidding, but seriously.)
I often wish to write something and then have nothing to write. So I end up writing shit like "I am making a post. I ate pizza today. Then I pooped. I am wearing pants. Ok bye."
ReplyDeleteI WANT MOAR POSTS. MOOAARRRRRR.
ReplyDeleteIs that less apathetic?
But seriously, I like your posts. They feel honest.
And I do the same things.
"It's raining. Writing is hard. I'm sleepy." I've made a list of things I'm not allowed to post about. Otherwise my blog will be twice as boring as it already is.