Monday, 25 March 2013

Duck Junk: A haiku

I saw a duck's junk.
What the everliving fuck?
That shit is messed up.

2 comments:

  1. Do ducks even HAVE junk? I roll to disbelieve.

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    1. Google images claims otherwise. Apparently they're corkscrew shaped.

      That said, it's still not as bad as Echidna Junk. That shit's just plain scary.

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