Totally not changing that post title.
Anyway, I'm making a post. On my blog.
Madness.
I often find myself struggling for things to put on this blog. I kind of know why, as well - I use writing as a means of organising my thoughts - putting them down somewhere so that they're on the page instead of running around inside my head. On top of that, the act of writing, of creating meaning through words, is what helps me to understand a lot of things. My brain is a messy and confused place, so it's not really the ideal workspace to try and sort through the various conundrums that constitute my life. The problem is that whenever I have something I want to say, I generally have other avenues to pursue in order to thrust those words out of my mind.
The other thing is that I think I may have left the purpose of this blog a bit too intentionally vague. Well, vague and/or non-existent. I don't really have any good reason for making a blog; anything that I want to say desperately enough, I have other places to put them. You'll notice I usually begin my posts with either "This has been on my mind for a while..." or "I guess I should probably write something, but I have no idea what." Or words to those effects. The thing is that I fail at spontaneously coming up with things. I need some sort of stimulus for me to get the ball rolling, and then only after that does the whole writing process happen. My thought processes are reactive, not proactive. And I'm not too sure if that's a problem or not.
So, I've decided that I need some sort of stimulus for my posts. I suppose I could pick a random word every day and write a post based off of it, like a certain other blog I know, but that just doesn't seem right to me. Instead, I'm turning to you guys - all 20 of my followers (although I'm fairly sure most of that 20 probably haven't checked the blog in months, if not longer). What I want you to do, is comment on this post with a sentence, or a word, or some other kind of stimulus, and if I feel up to it, I'll choose one and write something using that stimulus. It may be some kind of short story, or a bunch of random musings, or a haiku... basically whatever I feel like doing at the time. Please, though, don't ask for anything like "You should write about..." or "What are your thoughts on...". Nothing like that. The stimulus has to be able to stand by itself as an entirely separate entity to the fact that I'm going to write about it. That's the only condition I have, so get commenting!
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ReplyDeleteGo there, type absolutely anything. There is your stimulus.
You're welcome.
I think you're missing the fact that I don't want to have to come up with things to write about in order to have more things to write about, because I don't have anything to write about, hence why I need stimulus.
DeleteThat said, I put in "absolutely anything" and Fyodor Dostoevsky changed it to "absolutely all that can be contemplated", so I might just use that. Maybe. It's an incredibly broad subject matter.
You're missing the fact that you need to come up with things to write about, it's every writer's curse.
DeleteThat said, you're still welcome.
But the entire point is that I'm too lazy to come up with things to write about! If I had something to type into that, then I might as well just write it on this blog! The entire point of this is that I'm trying to be creative within the constraints of what I'm given, rather than creating those restraints myself, because then it just ends up getting very ridiculous very quickly.
ReplyDeleteI refer back to my previous comment.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the beauty of the website, is that you could type anything. Literally "anything" and they type around it, and maybe annoy you or inspire you, or ANYTHING. It's a nice little nudge. Also, it's fun.
Lastly, what about ducks? They have some messed up junk. Something about corkscrews.
See? Duck penii. THAT'S a reasonable stimulus. I'm making a second rule of stimuli that all of the stimuli need to be posted directly onto this blog as a comment. Because I'm a dick like that.
DeleteAnyway, I now have a new post.
The duality of man! Or cheese graters. The Kardashians are famous and I still don't understand why. Wes Anderson films. Get some.
ReplyDeleteAlso, why is duck penii such a stimulant for you? =p
See, this guy knows how to come up with random stimulus. Kat, you can learn a thing or two from him.
DeleteAnd why WOULDN'T I be stimulated by duck penii? Don't pretend you don't feel the same way.
Also, this post now has the largest amount of comments out of any of my posts, and I made half of them. Yay.
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