My life is amazing

Okay, so I fell asleep. Turns out whole bottles of wine can do that to you.

To make up for it though, here's an account of my day (sober, unfortunately).

Preface: There were two things I was planning on doing today: The first was drinks in Central London for someone's birthday, the other was the I Fucking Love Science bar crawl in Camden this evening. I wasn't really all the fussed about the first one, but I made a sign and everything for the second one! See:

Anyway.

I woke up at twelve, and was surprisingly un-hungover for the entire day. I then played Pokemon until I got out of bed at two, for the sole reason that I was fucking starving and needed to go down to the shop for food. Which I promptly did, buying some microwave meals and a large packet of Chilli Heatwave Doritos, along with a jar of salsa. I got about halfway through using the Doritos as a tool to shovel as much salsa as possible into my mouth, when I pretty much just crashed. So I lay the fuck back down and started playing Pokemon again. I ended up doing neither of the two things I wanted to do. I can only assume that the crash was caused by the unbelievable amount of awesome for today. It is now 9:44 and I plan on watching Battlestar Galactica on the computer which I've snuck into the school for.

I know you all want a piece of the day-to-day awesomeness that is myself, but please, contain yourselves.

Hmmm...

Nope. Not drunk enough. Check back in two hours.



...I was going to do a drunk blog post, but I'm only two thirds of a (pint) glass of wine in, so it's not going to happen quite yet. Still, I wen to all the effort of signing in to blogger from my iPod just to say that much.


You guys better appreciate all the things I do for you.

Hiatus? Hiatus.

I love Hiatus. It's like, the perfect excuse for being lazy.

Except it's not cool when you're forced into hiatus. Well, sometimes it is because it means you don't even have to have an excuse for being lazy.

Anyway: Hiatus. Yeah. For the last couple of weeks I've been in a state of severe computer deficieny, and will likely continue to be so until at least the end of the year. So.. yeah.

Hiatus.