Monday, 13 August 2012

The Contiki Chronicles: Day one: The White Cliffs of Dover (and also Paris, I guess).

So let's get this thing started.

Day one - London to Paris.

All Contiki Tours leaving from London leave from the same place - the Royal National Hotel (near Russell Square Station, if that's any help). The company has it's own basement-thing there, and I think you get a free night's accommodation there when you book a tour. The reason for this is fairly simple - they hold a meeting the night before so you know what's going on and you can meet the other people on the tour.

Also, the tour leaves at six am.

So on this particular day, I roll out of bed on receiving my wake-up call in the hotel, have a quick shower, make sure my stuff is packed and head downstairs to where everyone else is gathered to make sure none of the baggage is overweight. Eventually, all the baggage comes through (there were three tours leaving on this particular morning), and we all get on the bus, which after a time, eventually sets off. The crew for the tour then introduce themselves. We have Luca, the tour manager, Dom, the cook, and Andras the tour driver. Yay.

Anyway, that is when we arrive at the port of Dover to take the ferry over to Calais. That was also about the time I took these photos:




Well isn't that pretty.

We eventually disembarked at Calais, where we faced several more hours of driving before finally arriving in Paris.

Now, Paris is a really interesting city, with a lot of history behind it. It was originally settled by the Parisii tribe along the river Seine all the way back as far as 250 BC. Eventually it was conquered by the Romans - like so much of everything else in Europe - in 52 BC. After that, the city grew and grew, and with the collapse of the Roman Empire, eventually ended up being the capital of France. I'm still not exactly sure how that happened, but whatever.

It also has a curious history of never having been conquered (up to a certain point). When Attila the Hun tried to lay siege to the city, he was apparently stopped by Saint Genevieve who told everyone is Paris to pray, and this reportedly sent Attila to go and attack Orleans instead. To this day, Saint Genevieve is the patron saint of Paris. Furthermore, when the Vikings tried invading during the reign of Charles the Simple, he reportedly sent them away by giving them all his money the first time, something else which I've forgotten the next time they came back, and then when they came back the third time, he finally ended up giving them an area in the North of France - called Normandy to this day.

I say up to a certain point, because a whole lot later, after the reign of Napoleon, and into the 20th century, the Nazi's came along and conquered Paris. Shame, that.

Here are some pictures of Paris that I took:






There'd be more, but at that point my camera batteries ran out, so that was it for that day. That night I drank a bottle of cheap-ish Rosé before going to bed. Good times.

Tomorrow is Day 2, I guess. I might actually post that one before midnight.




Saturday, 11 August 2012

The Contiki Chronicles!

So, as some of you may have known, I've just gotten back from a 32-day Contiki tour around Europe. And I also promised that I'd try to update this thing daily (like that's gonna actually happen). Which is why I am introducing to you.. The Contiki Chronicles! That is to say, a day-by-day record of the tour, based off my recollection of events and the 1000+ photos I took.

So get ready. Tomorrow is day one: The White Cliffs of Dover (and also Paris, I guess).

Friday, 10 August 2012

The glorious return.

I'm back, apparently.

Which means that I'll be posting again, I guess. As soon as I'm done catching up on sleep, and put all of my photos around the place.

Yay.

Tired now. Sleep soon. Post later.



Tuesday, 3 July 2012

Holiday Awareness Post

Hi everyone!

Hm. It seems kind of odd to start out a post like that. I think I normally begin all my posts with "So,"

Meh. Let's be different this time.

Anyway (once again resisting the urge to type "So" there), I wanted to make this post to let you, my loyal reader(s), - who knows, there might be more than one of you - know that I will be out and about for a month starting 10th July. It turns out that I have a Contiki Tour around Europe booked, so I very highly doubt there will be many posts during that time.

Hell, I probably could have not said anything, and nobody would have noticed if I didn't update for a month. It's not like I update this thing daily or anything...



SPEAKING OF WHICH, in an attempt to gain some control over my life outside of which video games I decide to play, starting when I get back, I will try to update this thing daily! Whoo!

Some of you may think that this would produce a lack of quality and/or size of posts, but never fear! I can totally take a whole bunch of photos on my trip and waste a week just putting all those things up. Hopefully everyone will have forgotten this post a month and a week from now, so after that, it doesn't even matter! Everybody wins!

Anyways, that's it from me for now. Bye!

Sunday, 17 June 2012

The post after about a month of procrastinating

So, I figure if I have a blog, it should probably get updated every once in a while, shouldn't it? From what I gather, that's all blogs are good for. It's not like I'm using this for anything else.

So yeah. I logged back in to blogger for this first time in over a month, and the very first thing I see is this:


Yeah. 666 page views, bitch.

Also, I don't remember having 16 followers. Seriously, when the hell did that happen? Whatever. That just means that I'm getting, on average, two thirds of a follower per post. Yay.

So now that that's out of the way, I guess I should maybe say some stuff or something. Possibly.

So... what's happened in the past month or two? I'll start with the only big thing I can actually remember: Tenacious D.

Live.

It was awesome. We watched The Pick of Destiny and took some shots before heading out, and I only got told after one particular shot that it apparently had some cannabis in it, and would have mildly hallucinogenic properties. I didn't feel anything, although that might be more to do with the fact that i suck at taking shots and half of it went down my face.

We then bought burritos on the way to the tube station(So good!!), got on the train, and headed off. When we got to the venue, the O2 Academy in Brixton, there was a pretty big line. As in, the line headed off one way around the block, and we were told to join the end of the line in  the other direction around the block. Yeah. It was a long line. We decided to buy some more drinks for the line, and started playing whiskey slaps to pass the time.


That said, they processed us through fairly quickly, and we ended up fifteen minutes later hastily finishing our cans of cider and entering the building - we somehow managed to be fairly close to the stage. And then, the awesomeness began.

...Well, I'd like to be able to say that but in reality, some random opening band came on about an hour after the time on the ticket, and it was an hour after THAT when Jack Black and KG got on stage. I think my life might have been completed four separate times that night.

Now, there was something else which I swear was totally worth talking about. I've forgotten it now, though, which makes me doubt that it actually was worth talking about. Oh well. I'll remember it about thirty seconds after hitting publish, and then I'll forget about two minutes after that, and it will be lost forever.

FOREVER!

And with that, I'm off. See you guys... whenever, I guess. I really wouldn't be expecting any posts from me any time too soon.

Maybe I should do some guest posts...

Thursday, 3 May 2012

Legit Post #4, maybe.

Well, I've been moderately neglecting this blog kinda recently, so I'm here to stage a triumphant return and save the day with a completely unplanned, impromptu blog post.

YAY!

Anyway, my last blog post (and I mean the one before that last one) was the one about a bunch of issues which had been pissing me off a bit. The only reason I mention it is because it got quite a few views (for my blog, anyway), probably because a) It's about something which actually matters and b) I actually posted the link to it in more than one place. Either way, the only reason I mention that is so I can say that the greedy, publicity-hungry side of me wants you all to share that post as much as possible, while the slightly pessimistic side of me realises that there's only a very small group of people who would find the rest of the blog interesting at all, and doesn't want a bunch of people coming in expecting the whole blog to be deep and meaningful. The rational side of me sat the other two sides down for a chat and came up with the compromise that you guys should all leave a bunch of comments, okay? Any and all feedback is appreciated.

So now that the obligatory blog promotion is out of the way, it's time to move on to the reason I wrote this post: because I hoped I would have thought of something worth writing about by the time I got this far in. Evidently I didn't, and nothing particularly worth noting has happened to me lately, so I'm kinda stuck on things to say. Which means I get too fall back on my old standby: Typing "um" and lots of ellipses until I think of something.

Unfortunately, you don't get the pleasure of me doing that because I've already thought of something, and I just wanted to finish that last paragraph.

I've recently taken a break from some things which have been taking up a lot of my time, and, well. I dunno. It feels... weird. On one hand, I all of a sudden have heaps of free time, which is always good, but on the other hand, I just don't have anything to fill that free time with, and also there's the fact that I might be suffering from withdrawal. On second thoughts, those last two might actually be related. Anyway, this is most of the reason why I'm writing this, because I'm ridiculously bored and just can't be bothered being "constructive" or "productive".

So what else is there to talk about? I actually took an hour - half hour break in the middle of that last paragraph, so I'm kinda struggling for things to say now. I could just hit the post button now, but y'know what? NO.

On second thoughts, YES.

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

This post doesn't deserve a title

Seriously, why the FUCK is blogger so impossible to navigate on my iPod?